She be rockin to the cones i'll let it flow.
So they call me Weezy F baby, thats because I wheeze and have no voice. Some people in the hood call me Voiceezy, thats my stage name. That is also my G-Unit name, thats what the G-Unit calls me. When I'm the hood with the G-Unit. I am there a lot, I take the Mayfair bus to the gang headquarters. Is it called a headquarters when you're a bad ass? Or is it called a crib. Well I'm heading the gucci crib for my triple-A meeting. With the G-Unit.
At the playhouse I defeated every single member in a game of Pang-Pung. It was way better than ping-pong, because you use guns. See how much sassier that is? And to replace the ball we use a human ear. Yea, its pretty inense.
Sometimes when I go to the mickey mouse club, I like to bring baked ziti, for all my gang mates. Home cooked meals are a rarity the Get-Toe. The Get-Toe is different than the ghetto. The ghetto becomes the Get-Toe when my big toe is there. Its a tribal event.
And finally sometimes when I go to Laguna Beach, I always offer a psychology hour. You have no many idea how many G-Units actually have feeling actually. G-Unit often stands for Grumpy unit because they are all so darn crabby! Its not my fault your uncle hit you in the head with a heroine spoon when you were 6, its not that big of a deal. Not like you can catch heroine.
My ziti is done!
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