Oh NERDASKA!!!

NERDASKA!!! THIS ONES FOR YOU!


So today, I decided that it would be a good idea to slam on my snooze button 19 times. This resulted in me getting out of my dragons lair at 9:18. My class starts at 9:30. As you can see this time crunch posses a problem, due to the excessive molasses-pace of the shuttles.

I eventually arrived at my class at 9:35, where I wasn't greasy. Let me just say again that I wasn't in a discussion room appearing as if I had jumped into a McDonalds deep fryer.

After my grease-cussion, I naturally ran into my scholarly cousin Kim. We discussed her nasal-voice due to her ailment for a few minutes and we decide that I will come visit her in her office after my exhilarating math 90 class with JULIEGENSRICK.

We part ways and instead of going into Bolton Hall where JULIEGENSRICK was waiting for me, I walked into the union and stood inline at Taco Bell. After realizing that it is in fact NOT lunch time as it is 10:50, I swiftly swiffered over to my math class.

ON TO THE GOOD PART. After leaving math class and arriving at the all girls college, also known as Johnston, I scale 86 flights of old stairs to reach Kims office. Kim's office is not odd shaped, and it was definitely furnished with all the newest imports from Italy. After discussing lesbian porn with Kim and her colleagues, we both moved on in our daily schedule. Kim's next thing on her schedule was to in fact visit the porn chancellor himself to discuss a "confusing" email.

Instead of doing my homework as early as I had planned tonight, I decided to go to Qdoba with the locals to devour a Queso Burrito.

NATURALLY, after Qdoba I skyped with Aunt Sil, where I taught Aunt Sil how to PROPERLY warm up for an antler-callibur workout.

This is all while we sung "YOU AND I" in DISGUSTING octaves.