Mallory Kristine Charlotte Agatha Marie

She's one in a million.... once in a life time,...she made me discover the stars above us.

SHES ONE IN A MILLION!

And she comes, Miss Mallory Kristine Charlotte Agatha Marie, she's a star, you will know who she are! She's won because...

She wants to save the Indian government from the impending attack from the Keebler Elves! She cares about worldly affairs! Thats not the only worldly affair she's been involved in, she's had sex with 17 government officials in Japan!

She cares about children, she's actually been caught kidnapping kids from Russia to serve as her make up artists, she really wants to give them opportunities!

She feeds the poor! She grinds up homeless people and feeds Africa with their remains! She has everyones best interest!

and thats why....

SHES YOUR MISS UNITED STEAKS!