"DIETS, YOU'RE OBSESSED"

So Aunt Sil just scolded me.

She told me that i've become obsessed with diets. I don't know why she gets so upset when I tell her about all the greek diets i've discovered. There was this Russian diet I found where instead of sticking your finger down your throat, you use a piece of celery. SEE? HEALTH.

Then she punched me in the face.

RAH RAH IM A BARFING DRAGON (sick)