Its now 12:18 pm, this day has really only just begun and I already fear that I will be infected with stupidity by the end of the day.
First, something completely unrelated.
Long story short, there was a smack down last night between my suite mate and I because of his perverted ways. Literally, perverted. Stop being an internet predator and sending pictures to people, you creepy individual.
This morning i was standing in front of the mirror brushing my teeth and such, and I bent over to spit in the sink, and I didn't look in the mirror when i stood up, I just turned around instead. Right when I turned around Mr. Perv was standing right there with this wicked-sick-serial-killer smile and said "You look like you a saw a ghost", and walked away.
Thank you, horror film type start to my day. Thanks. That was just the way I imagined this morning when I went to bed last night.
My day quickly shifted from horrific to stupid.
First, I get to the elevator to go down the lobby. There is a guy standing in front of the elevator looking very impatient. I didn't really pay attention to it, I sent a few texts. I looked up a minute later and realized the button to go "down" was not pressed. I was slightly irritated. As I leaned forward to push the button he says "I already pushed it". Obviously you didn't seeing as the BUTTON ISN'T LIT UP YOU STUPID PERSON.
We are just getting started. I get to the convenience store in the lobby of our dorm to get my usual starbucks drink, and I was intercepted by an incompetent cashier. Im standing at the counter, with the drink, waiting to pay for it, and he is walking around stocking shelves, along with other miscellaneous things, while I am yes, just standing there. He then looks up and says "Oh hey did you need something". No, I am standing here to practice MY BALANCE. What the hell do you think I'm doing? He comes over to ring it up, and rung it up as Pringles. Yes. Yes.
I get on the shuttle, which of COURSE refuses to leave Riverview. This did not phase me, because this is regular irritant. But what happens next is a phenomenon that is so out of hand that it must have been the devil himself that is throwing these stupid people into my path. We get to the first stop of the shuttle, which is the science buildings, someone stands up to get off. Right as they get off the bus, they turn around and take a step back on the bus and says "No I need to go the union". Ok, confusion of schedule? Normal, happens to me sometimes. NO NO. We are pulling up the union and the person says "Can you bring me to the union" to the driver. And at this point, I'm thinking, REALLY NOW. The driver says "This...is the union?". The individual "It doesn't look like it". This conversation is all going on right in the front of the shuttle, so nobody who actually knows where they are can get off the shuttle. Not already late, Thank you lost individual. We are 3 months into school, how do you not understand.
Oh getting better.
Im walking to my english seminar, and a person is coming at me walking backwards. I swerve to get out of their blind destructive path, they also swerve (while backwards) and hit me. They turn around and go "UGH" in my face, as if I was the one walking backwards like a bafoon around the crowded union.
I just can't escape.
A few other small happenings in math 90, that I probably wouldn't normally notice, but it was excessive today.
Its now 12:37, and I can't even WAIT to fail this exam at 3.
Thank you Rodney Atkins for describing my day in your music.
Well you know those times
When you feel like there's a sign there on your back
Says I don't mind if ya kick me
Seems like everybody has
Things go from bad to worse
You'd think they can't get worse than that
And then they do
If you're going through hell
Keep on going, don't slow down
If you're scared, don't show it
You might get out
Before the devil even knows you're there
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